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ORIGINS
Figure 3.2
A fairly common form of Zingerplatz insertion.
Caution must be exercised not to press too deeply when
inserting the needle into the dominant zinger-orb. This
procedure was discovered during a simple parlor game at
the house of Emile B. Smith, universally regarded as the
father of modern nonsense.
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WHAT
IT
IS
Founded in April 2002,
Zingerplatz Pictures, Inc. is the demon stepchild
of Picture Business Productions. Joe
Cultrera, a former partner in Picture Business,
began Zingerplatz with little thought and no
long-term vision, hallmarks of Cultrera’s business
strategy. “I will start an empire, and
it will be called Zingerplatz,” Cultrera declared
to a gathering of potential business investors at
a Laundromat in Queens. Several quarters
were donated and the rest is television
history.
In a recent interview, a source close to Cultrera
explained, “He’s quite mad you know, completely
harmless but completely nuts." When asked what a
Zingerplatz was, Cultrera eloquently responded,
“Damnit - just leave me alone!”
And so you have it. A man with a
vision. A word without definition. A world
without sense. Amen.
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